Actually the Nikon D70 is still very useful today in 2011 because of its one-five hundredth of a second flash synchronisation. Every pro should have one in their bag for fill-in flash in daylight, nothing in DSLRs quite like it for that!
The kid is great, his parents must be proud. He has developed a great passion for photography and knowledge of it too at such a young age. And I'm Irish so if I see any paedos around they'll wish the cops got them first!
From someone who does not use any punctuation, your comments are worse than his. (That's a little 'period' at the end on the sentence I constructed. It finalizes, if not merely accentuates where and when a thought ends.) How about this? - "Learn to speak correctly, punk. What a dumb-ass review." ... He might not have everything in order, but he tried, and his attempt to help inform people should be appreciated. Lighten up.
What about the aperture. All you did was talk about it compared to the 18-55 you didn't give any specs or didn't tell us about the build quality. Shit review