El Grande Pollo Retardo, a giant retarded chicken who unintentionally ruins people's lives and then laughs at their misfortune. Also Fat Blanket Alarm Clock, a morbidly obese asshole who wears a blanket for a cape and wakes people up with his alarm clock, then makes up for it by buying them groceries, but all he ever buys are french fries and diet soda
Fletcher Hanks's 'Stardust the Super Wizard?'
If you've ever read any of his comics work Fletcher Hanks was the Ed Wood of superhero comicbook writers and artists, really 100% inept in a "so bad it's good" kind of way.
in the epic finally he happens to be there when the crime is commited, but leaves before they actually start to rob the place. He's going to be late for a prior engagement. xD
If anyone has read Alcatraz and the evil librarians by Brandon Sanderson, they know how effective being late can be. I mean, dodging bullets by being late for those bullets, thats a super power all on it's own. xD