Ebay user: katers17stuff http://myworld.ebay.co.uk/katers17stuff
Paladin Sword and Shield: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Katers17s-Paladin-Sword-and-Shield_W0QQitemZ180530946946QQihZ008QQcategoryZ86207QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Dual Rogue Swords: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Katers17s-Dual-Rogue-Swords_W0QQitemZ180530949849QQihZ008QQcategoryZ86207QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
'Vintage' Battle Sword from 2006: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180530953983&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT
Sellotape Sword and Axe: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Katers17s-Hunter-Sellotape-Sword-and-Axe_W0QQitemZ180530963330QQihZ008QQcategoryZ86207QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem


'Not for actual step-mother slaying use. Do not attempt to use any of these swords as a weapon nor swing it too hard as it could go in your eye. All auctions starting at the price of 2 pounds do not include shipping. Please bear in mind that Katers17 holds no responsibility for your actions once a sword is in your possession. Even though all swords are made of plastic I once swung this one too hard and the handle broke off and cut my finger, it bled for ages. Swords may not actually solve your problems, but they will definitely make you happy. Sword auction is taking place to pay outstanding bills and all remaining gold coins from the auctions will be donated to a charity of choice. Auctions will last for five days ONLY and will not be repeated! Please play responsibly, and enjoy being super cool.'